Laurent Voulzy - Les Nuits Sans Kim Wilde

What's not to like about a bespectacled French Prince-wannabe singing about "nights without Kim Wilde"?

Bill Wyman - (Si Si) Je Suis Un Rock Star

You may remember the song but you probably haven't seen the video before (or if you have, you've spent the last 27 years trying to forget it).

Best Harold Steptoe impressions at the ready for the face Bill pulls at 2:37 ("They'll think I'm your dad and you're my daughter") - you dirty old man!

Strawberry Switchblade - Jolene

The sound of an interesting and original group being forced by their record company into doing a novelty cover version. Oh dear.

Cock Robin - The Promise You Made

I was suddenly reminded of this when I accidentally stumbled across a dodgy Eurodance version of the song. The original is, of course, infinitely better and reminds me of the summer of 1986 when it seemed to be climbing the charts at a rate of one position a week for most of the summer, eventually settling at number 28.

For those of you with a strong stomach, here is the dance version by Kate Ryan:

The Big Dish - European Rain

Some classy pop from the late '80s. This lot had one top forty hit with Miss America in 1991 taken from their album Satellites. Satellites - Big Dish - do you see? Oh well.

Bardo - One Step Further

From the days when the UK used to score points at Eurovision (don't get me started on that one), here's a clear case of a song which really should have won it for us but somehow didn't. Christ knows what's going on in the video.

Tears For Fears - The Way You Are

Tears For Fears appear to have disowned this single - it came out in 1983 between The Hurting and Songs For The Big Chair but doesn't appear on either, nor does it show up on their greatest hits album.

Swimming With Sharks - Careless Love

Apparently this lot are very big in Germany, where they were called "Humpe & Humpe". When the single was released in the UK the band was renamed "Swimming With Sharks", which was also the title of their album. It still wasn't a hit.

Duranduran - Do You Believe In Shame?

A minor hit from that strange late '80s period when the band was a trio and the band's name was all one word.

Cocteau Twins - Pearly Dewdrops Drops

The first chart success for Grangemouth's finest export (except for petrol from the BP refinery)...

The Farmers Boys - Phew Wow

How did such a handsome bunch of guys never manage to have a hit?

Robbie Nevil - Dominoes

Great song, but get a haircut!

The Cross - Heaven For Everyone

This lost '80s classic would probably have remained lost if The Cross's frontman Roger Taylor hadn't got his old mate Freddie Mercury to record a version of the song. The version with Freddie's vocals turned up on The Cross's album Shove It and was later recycled into a Queen single. This is The Cross's single version with Roger Taylor on vocals.

Drum Theatre - Eldorado

Have you got anything a bit more '80s?

Stan Ridgway - The Big Heat

Yes, there was always more to Stan Ridgway than novelty songs about ghost soldiers...

Terry, Blair & Anouchka - Missing

A modern blues from Terry Hall - ex-Specials, ex-Fun Boy Three, ex-Colour Field and then solo artist!

The video for the follow-up single Ultra Modern Nursery Rhyme is here - it's from 1990 so not strictly a forgotten '80s classic, but it's another great song and the video has Jerry Sadowitz in it...

The Blow Monkeys - This Is Your Life

This is the original 1988 version, not the pointless dance remix which inexplicably was a much bigger hit the following year.

Wham! - Where Did Your Heart Go?

Well, I never knew there was a video for this, the D-side of Wham!'s farewell double single The Edge Of Heaven. Unfortunately Sony BMG have decided that it's far too dangerous to allow anyone to embed this video anywhere, which kind of begs the question why did they put it on YouTube in the first place? Anyway, to see it, click here...

New Order - Thieves Like Us

Totally live on Top Of The Pops in May 1984, in the days when everyone had to lip sync. This video also contains Mike Read; sorry about that.

Thomas Dolby - Dissidents

The mad scientist of synthpop with another mysteriously unsuccessful single...

Stephen Duffy - I Love You

Somewhere between the sampler frenzy of Kiss Me and his later, gentler work with The Lilac Time... how he came to be writing an album with Robbie Williams is still a mystery.

Dexys Midnight Runners - An Excerpt From "This Is What She's Like"

Not the full 14 minute version, but never mind.

Roman Holliday - Don't Try To Stop It

The rockabilly revival starts (and ends) here.

This Island Earth - See That Glow

Caution: contains Mike Read.

XTC - Mayor Of Simpleton

If I live to be a million years old I'll never know why this wasn't a hit.

It's Immaterial - Ed's Funky Diner

The follow-up to their slightly better remembered hit Driving Away From Home. It's Immaterial are, in true Spinal Tap tradition, currently residing in the "Where Are They Now?" file.

Thomas Lang - The Happy Man

I haven't heard this for two decades and I'm still belting out the chorus! The YouTube tags say "Liverpool jazz pop", which seems to sum it up quite well.

New Musik - This World Of Water

You may just about remember their big hit Living By Numbers from earlier in 1980. Lead singer Tony Mansfield went on to produce hits for such unlikely bedfellows as Captain Sensible and A-Ha...

Captain Sensible - There Are More Snakes Than Ladders

Sorry the volume is a bit low on this one but it's worth cranking up. The reason the good Captain is floundering around in an enormous cereal bowl? Ah, the power of advertising...

Kissing The Pink - One Step

This lot had a hit in 1983 with The Last Film and then that was pretty much it, although they continued to release some excellent overlooked singles, including this one.

Thompson Twins - Get That Love

Their first single as a duo, so the nearest they ever got to actually being twins...

The Cure - Hot Hot Hot!!!

Here's Robert Smith on Stars In Their Eyes. "Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be... Suggs!"

The Buggles - Elstree

I know it's not Video Killed The Radio Star, but they had other songs too! Some bloody good ones at that.

Stump - Charlton Heston

"Thou shalt not bonk thy neighbour's wife!" Ideally this should have been reissued a few months ago when Charlton Heston died, but never mind.

New Model Army - Stupid Questions

Not their biggest hit (amazingly that was as late as 1993) but a cracking record that deserves to be heard more often.

Freur - Doot-Doot

This lot had a symbol for a name a full decade before Prince thought of the idea. Not only that, but they eventually morphed into Underworld of "Born Slippy" fame. And they had synthesiser suits that you could play just by moving your arms... maybe I should stop there.

Depeche Mode - Love In Itself

One of the Mode's forgotten singles from around the time they stopped being twee teenyboppers and started banging bits of metal together.

Uploaded to YouTube by a user called FanOfDepecheMode, whose description of the video is:

Depeche Mode is the best band ever!!!! I love DM!!!! They rules!!!! Fan of depeche Mode forever!!!!!
DEPECHE MODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Watching The Wildlife

Frankie's swansong should have been a much bigger hit but only reached number 28 in 1987.

The Style Council - How She Threw It All Away

Just before the Style Council embraced house music (and really did throw it all away), they released this classy little number, which mysteriously didn't chart.

Space Monkey - Can't Stop Running

A "radio hit" in 1983, surprisingly it did nothing saleswise.

Frazier Chorus - Typical!

From their debut album Sue, before they "went dance". Those Chart Show graphics probably looked quite snazzy at the time!

Danny Wilson - A Girl I Used To Know

A criminally under-rated band, they did so much more than Mary's Prayer (wonderful though that is).

Feargal Sharkey - Listen To Your Father

Madness wrote and played on this first solo release by the former Undertones vocalist, from the days when every video had to be a minature epic!

Scarlet Fantastic - No Memory

A cracking one hit wonder from 1987.

Blancmange - Lose Your Love

Perhaps the catchiest track from their 1985 album Believe You Me, surprisingly it became their least successful single.